ASAP - As Soon As Passable
B2B – Bro-to-Bro
BS - Balance Shit
CTA - Call to Awesome
CTO - Chief Termination Officer
FYI - For Your Imagination
JV - Joy Venture
KPI - Keeping People Interested
KYC - Know Your Chance
L&D - Love & Daydreams
MVP - Minimum Viable Pizza
NDA - Nature Damage Acknowledgement
P2P - Pathetic 2 Plausible
PNL - Partners N Leaders
PR - Phone Relations
R&D - Risers & Downers
RFP - Request for Party
ROI - Return on Inspiration
SaaS - Schmuck-as-a-Service
SEO - Sustainable Earth Optimisation
SME - Small Mighty Engines
SoW - Scope of War
USP - Unique & Surprising Projectiles
UX - User Execution
VC - Venture Creative
YTD - Years to Death
ZOPA - Zone of Possible Asskicks