Only in Japan
Bleary-eyed and tongue-tied, we eat milt.
With wasabi or wabi-sabi?
The train stops every 1:45 but the Shinkansen is a whisper.
Do yakuzas wear yukatas?
The zen gardens grow Apples.
Zazen is “wonderfully useless”.
We named our heated toilet Best Friend.
Some slippers have bells, making one feel like a cat.
Some seats face windows on some trains, making one feel like a cat peering out.
Geiko. Maiko. Fakeo. Can you tell?
You'll get on the wrong bus but arrive at the right place.
You can see what you can’t, only in Japan.